General Chaos and Happiness

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

date:

pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

thecanadiangovernment:

sassy-ass-jupiter:

I just purchased Canada.

give it back

thecanadiangovernment:

sassy-ass-jupiter:

I just purchased Canada.

give it back

spnfreaks:

Sam and Dean Winchester’s Genealogy

spnfreaks:

Sam and Dean Winchester’s Genealogy

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

mrslupul19:

Almost there
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mrslupul19:

Almost there

First and last lines of the trio.

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum