I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
Benedict Cumberbatch reading R. Kelly lyrics [x]
How I will ever be able to look at him straight in the eyes now ??? One day I swear to God , I will say to him ”You were in my sex dreams, oh wait-” and then go all like ”I FUCKED UP -” I can hear him having a giggle fit from that.
Lights will guide you home
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
Merry Christmas, bro.
if a small child talks to you and your instinct is to crouch down so you can be at their eye level, I like you about 60% more automatically
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
I have a question…if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?